I'd Rather Eat Crumbs With Bums Than Steaks With Snakes T-Shirt | Funny Attitude Graphic Tee

Real Ones Only. 🐍🚫

You know the difference between a bum and a snake — and you’ll take the bum every time. The I’d Rather Eat Crumbs With Bums Than Steaks With Snakes T-Shirt is the wearable truth for anyone who’s learned the hard way that loyalty beats luxury, and real friends beat fake ones every single time.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Let the snakes figure it out themselves.

Why You'll Love It

• 🧵 Ultra-soft 4.5 oz ring spun cotton (30 singles) — buttery feel that gets better with every wash
• ✂️ Unisex classic fit — flattering for every body, sizes S through 6XL
• 🔗 1x1 rib knit collar & shoulder-to-shoulder back neck tape — structured, clean, and built to last
• 🏷️ Removable tag — no scratchy labels, just all-day comfort
• 🎨 3 bold colors — Team Navy, Jet Black & Charcoal — for every vibe
• 💪 Inclusive sizing S–6XL — because real ones come in all sizes

Fabric Details

• Standard colors: 100% ring spun cotton
• Athletic Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
• Dark Heather Grey / Heather Navy: 50% cotton / 50% polyester

Perfect For

• Anyone who’s done with fake friends & toxic energy
• Loyalty-over-luxury types who keep it 100
• Funny gifts for her, him, or your ride-or-die bestie 🎁
• Birthdays, breakups, or “I finally cut them off” celebrations
• Anyone who loves a good quote tee that actually means something

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Do not bleach — keep the message as sharp as your standards